Thursday, October 29, 2009

dear hunting

don't get me wrong
i know this isn't always the case
people can be responsible when it comes to hunting
but do you think the deer knows this?
in the split second where they see their attacker
is their some sign that says
oh, this guy isn't going to waste any part of me
and so they die comfortable?
i don't think so
i would imagine as a deer
you're just walking through the forest
eating
and doing other deer stuff
then you smell or hear something
something designed to make you think there's a female around
you go to investigate
you can tell you're getting close
your deer senses are telling you it's just around this tree
all excited to meet some hot chick deer
you emerge
only to be shot in the face
that blows
THAT BUH-LOWWWS!

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